Found For Friday

 Continued from last week:

 12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER  IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

 

 13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT  WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS  STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND  CLEAN THEM?

 15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T  HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

 

 16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT  ANIMAL CRACKERS?

17. IF THE POLICE ARREST  A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN  SILENT?

 

 18. WHY DO THEY PUT  BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER  TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

 

 20. WHAT WAS THE BEST  THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

 21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT  EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

22. DOES THE LITTLE  MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

23. DO INFANTS ENJOY  INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

 

 24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE  TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

 25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED  SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

 

 26. IF YOU ATE BOTH  PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

 27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL,  AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

 

 28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS  IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

 29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS  CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

 

 30. WHY IS IT CALLED  TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

31. WHY IS THERE AN  EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

 

 32. IF YOU SPIN AN  ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME  DISORIENTED?

  33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET  INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

Have a great week-end.