What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O'Furniture
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?A sham rock.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French fry!
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A poor horse is going barefoot!
Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers
instead of his red ones?The red ones were in the wash.
Why is a river rich?Because it has two banks.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A leper con.
What is a nuahcerpel?A leprechaun spelled backwards!
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