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"An IBM spokesman said that while Watson had failed in his mission, there was probably not a great wealth of information in the emails to begin with: “Out of a total of 24,199 emails, 24,195 of them were out-of-office autoreplies.”

For her part, Gov. Palin seemed unfazed by the news, using a stop on her bus tour to blast Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY): "In Paul Revere's day, he had to ride from door to door to show people his penis.""

Andy Borowitz from the Borowitz Report.

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