Therapy

To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

1.. In  the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. Order  a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with  a serious face. 
3. Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To  Go'. 
4. Sing Along At  The Opera. 
5. Five  Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party  Because You have a  headache. 
6. When  Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking  lot,
Yelling 'Run  For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The  Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You  Go.' 

And  The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 
            
8. PICK UP A BOX  OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE  FITTING ROOM IS. 

The opera was long. 6:30 PM until 12:00 AM.  Those ladies could really sing (And also ride.)  My seat is sore and I was thankful to Don for sending me the above because I spent the afternoon rehooking up my Internets and then went to the opera and I am pooped tonight.  Thanks for stopping by and be sure to ask for Diet Water the next time a waiter asks you what you want to drink. Unless you are in Des Moines where the water is awful.