Go Cyclones

A Cyclone Fan sent me the following. Since the big game is tomorrow I thought I'd share these.


What do you call a Hawkeye fan with half a brain?

GIFTED!

If you see a Hawkeye player riding a bike why should you not hit him?

It's probably your bike!

Your trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry mountain lion, and a hawk fan. You have a gun but only two bullets what should you do?

Shoot the hawk fan twice!

It was reported that Kirk Ferentz will only be dressing 20 players for the game Saturday vs. ISU,

The rest of the team will have to dress themselves!

What do you get when you cross a hawk fan with a pig?

Nothing, a pig would not stoop that low.

What is the hardest part of being a hawk fan?

Telling your parents you're gay.

What is the difference between a hawk fan and a carp?

One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.

What do you get when you see an Iowa fan buried up to their neck in sand?

Get more sand.

What do you say to a Hawkeye football player dressed in a three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

A hawk fan walks into a doctors office with a frog sitting on his head, the doctor asks what can i do for you?

The frog replies, could you please remove this wart from my butt?

How can you tell if its homecoming weekend at Iowa?

The cheerleaders have braided their armpit hair.

If three Hawkeye football players are in a car who is driving?

The cop.