Aged Humor is still good!

This has been around before but it still seems timely - Especially after this week-end in Ames,
THE CANNIBAL

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....




     +Tourist:                                                      $5.00

     +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

   +Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00

   +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,  "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning. "