And if you find a mistake, and feel compelled to fix it like I did, you are definitely a techno-nerd.
Some great conversions I found…
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong Some great conversions I found…
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 13. 1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 1 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 1 paradigms
27. 10 rations = 1 decaration
28. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
29. 2 new dimes = new paradigms
30. I was discussing something with an engineering buddy of mine last night. His ideas were perfectly reasonable for a while, but he suddenly took a left turn that made no sense. I said "You just multiplied by 'i'." We laughed; No one else laughed.
Oh well. It was funny. But I don't have a full semester to explain it to you.
28. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
29. 2 new dimes = new paradigms
30. I was discussing something with an engineering buddy of mine last night. His ideas were perfectly reasonable for a while, but he suddenly took a left turn that made no sense. I said "You just multiplied by 'i'." We laughed; No one else laughed.
Oh well. It was funny. But I don't have a full semester to explain it to you.
Dr. Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde.
Washing blankets in perfume is quilty until proven in a scent.
I can't recall the last time I did any running, but I've been jogging my memory
New Fad: Cottage Cheese diet, eat your curds and weigh.
Washing blankets in perfume is quilty until proven in a scent.
I can't recall the last time I did any running, but I've been jogging my memory
New Fad: Cottage Cheese diet, eat your curds and weigh.
Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.
We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'
News: a monkey at the zoo backed into a fan. Details to follow.
The fortune-teller gazed into his crystal ball & laughed. I punched him on the nose. It was the first time I ever struck a happy medium.
News: a monkey at the zoo backed into a fan. Details to follow.
The fortune-teller gazed into his crystal ball & laughed. I punched him on the nose. It was the first time I ever struck a happy medium.
When the rangers argue at Yellowstone Park the geyser always blowing their tops
When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism.
When there are tears at a wedding there is also eye dew.
When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism.
When there are tears at a wedding there is also eye dew.
Could it be said that you axed for it? Of course, that's not a knife thing to say, and I don't want any quarrels with you, so I'll spear you the details...
1 comment:
I love the new no oatmeal spokesanimal! what a face
quite the collection of good stuff Jay, thanks for the morning chuckles
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