Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Cause of DC Earthquake

I have discovered the cause of the DC Earthquake.  I wrote to my Lodge Brother and Friend Colby Moorberg who lives in North Carolina and told him to watch out for the Hurricane that is headed their way.  In one of his responses to me he wrote:



  • Colby Moorberg On top of that, we had an earthquake today too - my first... during the first guest lecture that I have ever given.
    about an hour ago · 
I have suggested that he cease lecturing.





1 comment:

Ur-spo said...

I have heard today on the best of authority the earthquake is God's punishment to NY for legalizing same sex marriage. Never mind the epicentre was in Virginia, heart of a very anti-gay state.