a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry
passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first
class.
The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy
to try to help you, but
I've got to help these folks first."
The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY
idea who I am?"
The gate agent grabs her public address
microphone: "May I have your
attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW
WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to
gate 17."
The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."
She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that,
too."
George wanted to have an awesome summer pool party. Edith and Kate were invited, but wouldn't go because they hate each other. The moral of the story for George: You can't have your Kate and Edith too
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything".
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”
Upon being invited to a “Scientist’s Ball”:
Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. Einstein thought it would be relatively interesting.
Boyle said attendance would put him under too much pressure.
Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. Watt calculated that it would be a good way to let off steam.
Stephenson thought the idea was loco. Wilbur accepted as long as Orville and he could get a flight scheduled.
Dr. Jekyll declined—he hadn’t been feeling himself lately. Morse replied, “I’ll be there on the dot. Can’t stop. Must dash.
Heisenberg was uncertain whether he could make it.
Hertz thought they should be scheduled at a higher frequency.
Henry induced that other scientist would also be attending.
Audubon said he’d have to wing it.
Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
Descartes said he would think about it.
Pavlov drooled at the thought.
Volta was electrified at the notion.
Fulton said he would rather go boating with Boyle.
Gauss thought he was invited strictly for his magnetic personality.
Newton was moved to attend. But then he considered the gravity of the moment and declined.
Mendel said he would put some things together and see what came out.
Darwin said he’d have to see what evolved.
And Tesla alternated about whether or not to go.
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