Joke de' jour

Thanks to Charlie B.
I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses..
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.