At 65 degrees above zero:
People in Florida turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
At 60 degrees above zero:
People in California shiver uncontrollably.
People in Iowa sunbathe.
At 50 degrees above zero:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.
At 40 degrees above zero:
People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20 degrees above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Iowa close the windows.
At zero degrees:
People in Arizona fly away to Mexico.
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
At 10 degrees below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 degrees below zero:
Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.
People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 degrees below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
At 40 degrees below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Iowa start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"
At 50 degrees below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Ken sent to Wayne who sent it to me.... truedat.
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Ahahahahaha, this is awesome.
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