Sunday, January 16, 2011

Ken sent to Wayne who sent it to me.... truedat.


At 65 degrees above zero:
People in 
Florida turn on the heat.

People in 
Iowa plant gardens.

At 60 degrees above zero:
     People in 
California
 shiver uncontrollably.
     People in 
Iowa
 sunbathe.

At 50 degrees above zero:
     Italian and English cars won't start.
     People in 
Iowa
 drive with the windows down.

At 40 degrees above zero:
     People in 
Georgia
 don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
     People in 
Iowa
 throw on a flannel shirt.

At 35 degrees above zero:
     
New York
 landlords finally turn up the heat.
     People in 
Iowa
 have the last cookout before it gets cold.

At 20 degrees above zero:
     People in 
Miami
 all die.
     People in 
Iowa
 close the windows.
     
At zero degrees:
     People in 
Arizona fly away to Mexico
.
     People in 
Iowa
 get out their winter coats.

At 10 degrees below zero:
     
Hollywood
 disintegrates.
     Girl Scouts in 
Iowa
 are selling cookies door to door.

At 20 degrees below zero:
     
Washington, DC
, runs out of hot air.
     People in 
Iowa
 let the dogs sleep indoors.

At 30 degrees below zero:
     Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
     Iowans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

At 40 degrees below zero:
     ALL atomic motion stops.
     People in 
Iowa
 start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"

At 50 degrees below zero:
     Hell freezes over.
     
Iowa
 public schools will open 2 hours late.

1 comment:

Anna said...

Ahahahahaha, this is awesome.