Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Todally Wednesday

 Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

 A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

 In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
 

This just in at your local news station: "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

1 comment:

DonM said...

At least that poor fellow is all right. He is not alright, though. He wasn't alright even before his left side was removed.