Found For Friday

Have you ever thought about the range of words which have a Grecian root? There are many words in mathematics like "geometry". A contemporary of Pythagoras saw a parrot playing with some twigs and amazingly it arranged the twigs into some sort of a pattern. Then the bird keeled over dead. He was so moved that he named the shape "Dead parrot" although he said it in Greek which is why we call that shape a polygon

     

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?   
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.  She can't possibly be mine!!' 
'Nonsense,' the doctor said... 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 
'This can't be, 
Our families on both sides 
Had jet-black hair  for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor, 
Let me ask you this. 
How  often do you have sex???"

The man seemed a bit ashamed.. 'I've been working very  hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.' 
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....

  
"It's    Rust.." 

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Victoria doing nothing.

 One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' 

The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' 

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

 

 Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in  Beeville reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. 
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.. 
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about. 

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Lake Mathis a  Texas Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' 

 

He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 
'So, where were you all these years?' 
'In prison,' he says. 
'Why did they put you in prison?' 
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.' 
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!' 

Two elderly people living in    Alice Texas,, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?' After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!' The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?' He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' 

 
 A man was telling his neighbor in Laredo, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It's perfect.' 
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 
'Twelve thirty.' 

 A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Dairy Queen', an ice cream parlor in Houston Texas , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. 
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. 
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids 

Thanks for stopping by everyone.  Have a great week-end.