Found For Friday

We begin this morning on a sad note. Brother Colby sent me this dramatic picture of a truly tragic Air disaster.  Found For Friday will resume in a moment.

Disaster: Amazing photos show great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

Probably scared the sh** out of them.  rriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey,  This is Daddy.  Is Mommy near  the phone?'**  'No, Daddy.  She's upstairs in the bedroom  with Uncle Gabe.'**  After a brief pause Daddy says, 'But honey,  you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.' 'Oh yes I do,  and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,  right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.  Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs  and knock on the bedroom door and shout to  Mommy  that Daddy's car  just pulled into the  driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back  to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of  bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.  Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the  dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.  He was all scared and he jumped out of the back  window and into the swimming pool. But I guess  he didn't know that you took out the water last  week to clean it.  He hit the bottom of the pool and  he’s not moving either.' *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ............  Is this 486-5731?' ‘No, I think you have the wrong number........’ Two Trouble Makers A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons  would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been  successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would  speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see  them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,  with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat  the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,  sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook  his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran  directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door  behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied:  "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing,  and they think we did it!" Three people are in a lifeboat, adrift at sea.  They have four cigarettes, but no matches or lighters. How can they each smoke a cigarette? Answer: throw one cigarette overboard,  which will make the boat a cigarette lighter. An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called  one day by a frantic farmer in Australia.  "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic  equipment for 100 of my sheep, and the local sheep  orthodontist just died! I need a responsible animal dentist to come care for my flock!" The orthodontist was moved, and a good price was offered,  so he promptly flew to Australia for what he figured would  be a week or two of work. But he found that he was entirely unfamiliar with the orthodontic equipment the sheep had been given, and he  spent a whole six months in Australia trying to figure out  the foreign braces. When at last he boarded a plane for home, after half a year of frustrating work, he sighed with happiness. "At last", he said, .... "I'll be seeing ewes in all the old familiar braces! A man walked into the psychiatrist's office  wrapped only in cling wrap. The psychiatrist said.  "Well, I can see your nuts." Have a wonderful Week-end!