Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Ten Commandments(Minnesota Style)

For all my Minnesota Cousins....(even the ones who live in Texas)


1. Der's only one God, ya know. 
2. Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3. Cussin ain'tMinnesota nice. 
4. Go to church even when you're up nort. 
5. Honor your folks.
 6. Don't kill. Catch and release.
7. There's only one Lena for every Ole. 
No cheatin.
8. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin bout how much snow 
ya shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.