Found for Fridays

I've always wondered about Generation Y.
Now I know.

o The Silent generation,
people born before 1946.

o The Baby Boomers,
people born between 1946 and 1959.

o Generation X,
people born between 1960 and 1979.

o Generation Y,
people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below.

Learned something new!

This picture is Awesome! - Unfortunately it is a Right Whale
(I wonder if they have Left Whales?)

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she
sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

The wolf jumps up a nd runs away.

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again. And this time he is crouched behind a bush.

'My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

'My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!'

Redneck Fire Detector

I have seen this both ways. Obviouslyl I will use this version. Ryan and Kurt feel free to "translate".

There are less than 7 weeks until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we come together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you support the policies and character of Barack Obama please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support John McCain please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you for your participation.


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."



















































More Engineer Humor


Unfortunately as engineer’s we have to live knowing that we can never make what we are truly worth due to the “Salary Theorem”.

The Salary Theorem states: "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and maintenance personnel."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:

Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power
And Time = Money
Then Knowledge = Work/Money


Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.


Maxine's Wisdom

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember...

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called..

'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss: the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled, and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen. Just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager?

God's punishment for... enjoying sex.


12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.