A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern
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Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.
Bob carefully picks her up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts,
“Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We’ve been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?”
“I’m sorry,” replied the hunchback, “but we don’t have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!” Bob brings his wife in.
An older man comes down the stairs. “I’m afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do.
Igor, bring them down to the laboratory.”
Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.After a brief examination, Igor’s master looks worried. “Things are serious, Igor.Prepare a transfusion.” Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.Bob and Betty Hill have both passed away. The Hills’ deaths upset Igor’s master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty’s hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob’s arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight! Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:PUNCHLINE COMING ………………….
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ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY?? …………………………
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WELL OKAY, HERE IT IS………….
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“Master, Master!…..The Hills are alive with the sound of music!”
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
Q. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? 
Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar
Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? 
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? 
W. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? 
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? 
How do you make a milkshake? You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell BOO!!
What's a cold evil candle Called? The wicked wick of the north!
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? The Blood Vessel!
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