Great quotes from women and about women.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut the bitch up with cookies. Inside every older
person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as
stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
- Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids
for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing
loss. And they called ME slow!
- Kathy Buckley
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