A man was being tailgated by a stressed out man on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating man was furious and honked his horn, screaming in frustration as he missed his chance to get through the intersection, dropping his cell phone and spilling his coffee. As he was still in mid-rant, he heard a tap on his window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered him to exit the car with his hands up. He took him to the police station where he was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. He was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with his personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the Masonic Square and Compass sticker, the Masonic District license plate holder, the "2 B 1 Ask 1" bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Royal Arch emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car..."
1 comment:
HaHaHaHaHa...I gotta' meet that officer!
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