Thursday, January 15, 2009

Don't Blame Me Blame Don

Minnesota madness

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

Ole had never been propositioned in his life, so he decided to go for it.

Stark naked, they hide in the bushes when a light suddenly flashes on them-- it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my vife ," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine dat damn light in her face!

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