Found For Friday

Since I have to get up early tomorrow and go work in Des Moines I am putting this up tonight. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy Hugs, jcs

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Iowa.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Iowa.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Iowa.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Iowa.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of DES MOINES for the weekend, you live in Iowa.



If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Iowa.

If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Iowa.

If you have gone from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Iowa.

If you can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Iowa.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Iowa.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Iowa.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Iowa.

If the I-80 speed limit is 70 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Iowa.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Iowa.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Iowa.

If you have more hours on your lawn mower, and snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Iowa.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Iowa.


LETTER TO GEORGE BUSH.......

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,'Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwritingto let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:
&nb sp;
370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Indian Intelligence (CBI) for help.

Within a minute, CBI emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.'

(HELLO- ASS- HOLE)


I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.