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A Joke for Tim

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing
staring up at the large plaque of names that hung in the foyer of the
church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some
time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the
plaque, he said quietly, "Good morning, son."

"Good morning pastor," replied the young man not taking his eyes off
the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service,"
replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large
plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly,
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"