Found For Friday - Let it Snow Edition

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." 

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" 

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

After an hour long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,

"What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained... "It took us awhile to find a new pilot." 

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call 2 guys hanging from a window? Curt 'n Rod!

Have a wonderful week-end.  Be Gentle with one another, Cherish your friends. Hugs,  j