SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE

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SISTER  MARY ANN'S GASOLINE Sister  Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out  making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she  ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco  Gasoline station was just a block  away.    She  walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.  The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had  been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.  Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she  decided not to wait and walked back to her  car. She  looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas  and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always  resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the  station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full  bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas  into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street..  One of them turned to the other and  said,  'If  it starts, I'm turning  Catholic.'!!  In God we  trust!