How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?
After much investigation, it can be reported that it takes 20:
2 to report that the light bulb is out
1 Worshipful Master to appoint a committee to study the problem
3 to serve on the committee without reaching a decision
2 to investigate how other lodges change a light bulb
3 to complain about the committee
5 to plan a pancake breakfast to raise money for a new light bulb
2 to protest that, "We've never done it this way before"
1 to lend a ladder, donate the light bulb, and change it
1 to hang a memorial plaque in his honor
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