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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Addendum -

Kevin just sent me this in response to one of my posts. See if you can figure out which one. Bad Kevin just bad. So Bad I love it. Thank you

An English doctor was being shown around a Scottish hospital.
Near the end of his visit, he saw a ward of patients with no obvious injuries.
He started to examine the first patient, but the man proclaimed:
"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face / Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"
The doctor, taken aback, moved on to the next patient, who immediately said,
"Some hae meat and canna eat / And some wad eat that want it."
The next patient cried out,
"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie /
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
"Well," the English doctor muttered to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for last."
"Oh, no," said the Scottish doctor. "This is our serious Burns unit!"

3 comments:

gpa don said...

And then there was an unfortunate cannibal girl who couldn't make it to the quiz show because "her modder ate her."

Groan...Bennett Cerf lives!

cathy said...

omg, jay! have you no shame?
lolshmcomn

Anonymous said...

What's shame got to do with it? Long live the pun! One of, if not the, oldest humorous forms. ALmost as good as the oldest profession, but that's another story. Now if Burns had only heard of the limerick.